A Lumberyard Tale/Story of Fiddlin’ Doc

The Story of Fiddlin’ Doc and his Red Gate Ranch Hands

In the quiet, old New England town of Amherst, MA, more known for its poets (Emmylou Dickerson) and Ph.D.s, there is an old ranch house at the top of Red Gate Lane. It’s the home of the Fiddlin’ Doc and his wife, Betsy. They run the ranch as best they can, along with a couple kids and, of course, the Ranch Hands.

Like most ranching folks, they don’t leave the ranch too often. Going into town is a special occasion. You have to dress up and look fine. On a rare visit into town, however, down a little ways and across the street from the Emmylou Dickerson home place, Doc did notice through the window some musicians playing at the Lumberyard Restaurant. And he thought they were all right.

Weeks passed (maybe even years), and it weighed on his mind. Finally, he couldn’t stand it any longer. He rode down to the Lumberyard one evening, pulled his self up to the bar and ordered a drink. Jazz was playing in the background.

Jeff the bartender: “Let me tell you our specials tonight. There’s a fresh North Sea flounder with a lemon and almond butter compote’; or the filet mignon with a vermouth, olive oil and chiltapin garnish.”

Fiddlin’ Doc: “Well, I don’t think I’ll have anything with compost. I’ll have the beef, medium rare. Thankee.”

Jeff: “Excellent choice!”

Doc didn’t really know too well the owners of the restaurant, Rolf and Cindy Nelson, but he’d heard tell of ‘em. He saw Cindy Nelson scurrying around the restaurant tables, talking and laughing with the folks, and he could see why they seemed to like her. She was cute as a Texas bluebonnet, but he knew she wasn’t from Texas. But– he thought to himself– by Gawd, they’d like her there too. He took another pull on his beer.

Pretty soon, Cindy Nelson dashed up beside Doc and introduced herself.

Cindy: “Is everything alright sir?”

Doc: “ Well, yes, ma’am, it’s just fine. Mighty fine.” He blushed a little bit.

Cindy: “Well, you just let me know if we can get anything for you.”

Doc: “Who do I talk to about the music here?”

Cindy: “Oh! You like music?”

Doc: “Well, ma’am, I pick the guitar and play the fiddle sometimes as long as my hands aren’t too chafed from workin’ cattle, especially when it’s cold outside.”

Cindy: “Let me go get Rolf, and you can talk to him.”

Doc tipped his hat, and Cindy went into the kitchen. Rolf soon came out, stood across the bar and stretched out his hand to introduce himself.

Rolf: “Your dinner should be out real soon.”

Doc thought that Rolf looked lean and healthy and could probably put in a good day’s work. He wondered if he liked livestock.

Rolf: “Cindy tells me you came in here to hear some music. “

Doc: “Well, I’ve seen some fellas playin’ in here before, some kind of Django outfit, whatever that means. They were pretty good boys. And I always like a band that’ll have a fiddle in it. I play a little fiddle. Those Django boys don’t do no singin’ at all, but the folks seem to enjoy themselves anyway. Up at the ranch house, I’ll do some singin’ and my boys set the toes a ‘ tappin. I don’t reckon you’d want that kind of caterwaul down here though. We’ll play the Maiden’s Prayer. You can count on that. The Red Gate Ranch Hands don’t go halfway on country music. We play all the good numbers.”

Rolf paused for a moment, looked around at some of the tables in the restaurant. There was the big table with the Amherst College faculty. There was another group of attractive women drinking wine and speaking intensely to each other. He thought he overheard something about Town Meeting. Does this make any sense at all, he thought? What would these people think of a country band? Am I out of my mind? But he was intrigued, and he believed in taking the occasional risk. Maybe he felt a little sorry for the old fiddlin’ Doc.

Rolf: “Don’t sell yourself short. I’ll tell you what, if you like my steak, then maybe you’ll bring the Ranch Hands down here for a night and play for us. I’ll provide dinner. Oh, here’s your dinner, by the way. Enjoy!”

Doc: “Thank you.”

Doc grabbed his fork and steak knife and looked at the plate in front of him. The aroma was enticing and the cut of steak seemed generous, even though he was used to a big ole’ T-bone on his own grill. He sliced off the first piece and savored the meat.

Doc: “Mmmm, that’s just fine, that’s just fine.”

When it came time to settle up, Rolf came back over to the bar to see what Doc thought of the meal.

Doc: “Mr. Nelson….”

Rolf: “Call me Rolf”

Doc: “OK then, Rolf, that was a meal to remember. If you want the Ranch Hands to come down here sometime, we’ll be glad to do it. Thankee kindly.”

Doc picked up his 6X Open Road Stetson Cowboy hat, put it on his head and went out the front door into the dark night. Rolf felt Cindy stride up beside him as they both watched the cowboy leave.

Cindy: “Do you think he’ll be back?”

Rolf: “Yes, he’ll be back.”

Cindy grabbed Rolf’s hand and squeezed it tightly.

Fiddlin’ Doc and his Red Gate Ranch Hands

–Live!!!–

At the Lumberyard

This Saturday, April 23, 8:00 p.m.

Election 2016

As I write my summary of this election season so far, Donald Trump has just said that his chief advisor on foreign policy issues is himself, President Obama’s nomination for the Supreme Court is being ignored by Senate Republicans, and one Florida precinct in the Tuesday primary election lied to Democratic voters by telling them they could not vote in the primary election and that they had no ballots. Upon inspection, the ballots were found hidden away in a closet.

Does any of the above seem inherently wrong to you? It should.

So, before I’m accused of just being a basher of Republicans, let’s address a basic question posed by this election cycle: What does the rise of Donald Trump say about America today? In my view, it represents the rise of fascism. Fascism is characterized by xenophobia, nativism and a distorted brand of “selective populism” that seeks to destroy democratic institutions in favor of dictatorial action, among other notable characteristics. Am I saying that Trump is Adolf Hitler? No, it’s a different country and a different time; but nobody who speaks like Donald Trump should ever be anywhere close to the Presidency of the United States. That is, if you believe in a democratic republic– and I do.

Granted, the Republican Party is a little worried. But look who’s next in line: Ted Cruz? A lot of Republicans can’t stand him, but he still has a following. This serves to demonstrate how far to the right of center the Republican Party has gone. To some extent, Ted Cruz appeals to the evangelical wing of the RP. This always gets to me. What kind of Christian do you claim to be if you espouse such things as carpet bombing Iraq and Syria? Have contemporary evangelicals read Dietrich Bonhoeffer, a real Christian who stood up to fascism and died a martyr for his anti-xenophobic Christian faith? I don’t think so.

And let’s face it: I really don’t see anyone on the Republican side that cares much about anything that might really help people, e.g. expansion of health care, protection of Social Security, increased public funding for education or the elimination of poverty. They love millionaires, billionaires, unborn babies and they loathe government. In the current Republican universe everyone else can just go to hell.

The Democrats have their problems too. It is not Barack Obama, who has been arguably the most thoughtful and articulate President of my lifetime. As the first African-American President, he should have been treated with a profound sense of respect. Instead, he is treated like shit. He beat Hillary Clinton to win the Democratic nomination in 2008. That should have told the DP something about a Hillary Clinton candidacy, but here she is.

Hillary Clinton has an appeal problem, some of which is deserved, some of which is purely misogynistic. She has everyone beat in terms of actual government experience. She was a Senator and a Secretary of State. She would be the first female President. She has proven leadership skills, and she is obviously well informed, intelligent and knows how to be a deal maker. She doesn’t live in a world where she is only listening to herself. She is not a fascist.

Bernie Sanders represents the expanding Democratic base that cares about addressing income inequality and shares the growing populist resentment to Wall Street. Bernie is defining the terms of the debate and, I believe, the more long-term direction within the Democratic Party itself. But he has a long way to go to actually become the nominee, and I think his prospects are pretty poor. When and if Bernie sees his candidacy as being unable to prevail, he will support a Hillary Clinton candidacy without reservation. Why? Because Bernie knows Washington, too. And he knows Hillary Clinton is not a fascist.

That’s what I think this election is about. It’s about standing up against fascism. All the signs are there, the violent mob atmosphere in the Trump campaign, the corporate media fueling his candidacy, and the growing simple-mindedness of Republican elected officials and many voters within the Republican rank and file. This is what moderate Republicans (what few remain) are worried about too, even if they don’t call it by name. So, whatever your political affiliation may be, this is the decision you are faced with. Voting Republican today is a vote for fascism. Don’t go there.

Chris Brashear, 3/20/2016

The Colton House Recordings

ChrisPeterRecording

Music Inspired From Southwestern History and The Colorado Plateau

In February of 2016, Chris Brashear, Peter McLaughlin and Todd Phillips will be recording at the historic Colton House at the Museum of Northern Arizona. The Creative Writing Music Residency was conceived by Julie Sullivan, a musician and graphic designer who has contributed extensively to museum publications, as well as serving on the board of the Flagstaff Friends Of Traditional Music (FFOTM); and three musicians – Chris Brashear, Peter McLaughlin and Todd Phillips– who are dedicated to writing and conceptualizing new music that draws inspiration from the Colorado Plateau country. This project has received the generous support of Emeritus museum Director, Dr. Robert Breunig, and current museum Director and CEO, Carrie Heinonen, as well as many staff members at the Museum of Northern Arizona. Look for this CD to be available in the summer of 2016!